Root Beer Is Good, But Not That Good
We all know that root beer is delicious. You know it, I know it, and the Ku Klux Klan knows it. Now the KKK is trying to use root beer to its benefit. As reported here, the KKK has begun a recruiting campaign in Gresham, Oregon. The KKK is leaving residents invitations to join the KKK with a piece of paper detailing “the 10 present goals of the United Northern & Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.” As an added enticement to join, each invitation is accompanied by a bag of root beer jelly beans. We have already established that root beer is delicious. The same goes for root beer jelly beans. However, the KKK is not all happiness and jelly beans. Gresham, Oregon residents, and anyone else who will listen, I promise you it is not worth joining no matter how many jelly beans you are promised.